

I am terrible at making scheduling hair appointments in advance. To further compound my habit, salons are now featuring summer hours and making an appointment is a cat and mouse game of leaving messages and hoping for a callback. So my boyfriend's birthday was Tuesday and after buying him the perfect birthday outfit, I decided I was in much need of some polish, namely for my split ends. I'm a downtown salon sort of girl. I've been to Ringo Yip in LES, Dop Dop, Laicale and Ueno in Nolita to name a few. I have always been satisfied with my cuts (the average quality of stylists in NYC is great), but I have never been blown away with the results, thereby explaining my salon promiscuity. The best cut I've ever had was in Paris in 2002 by a Hong Kong native who moved to London to train at Vidal Sassoon but somehow ended up in a Toni & Guy salon in Paris. Bizarre, but the haircut was perfect, basic and surprising-- my face was suddenly framed into a pleasing and unforeseen structure. I have yet to meet a stylist to meet up to those now probably mythical expectations.
After calling for last minute appointments at the downtown salons I have already frequented, I came up empty. Because I am often in Midtown for work, I thought to call some salons there to see what I came up with. If I was going to go Midtown, I was going to go the whole fancy deal. I called Warren-Tricomi and unfortunately was greeted with quite a bit of phone snobbery when I asked for prices of stylists. Honestly, in these recessionary times, it makes absolutely no sense to be higher than thou when talking prices. Besides, every well-heeled woman I know, demand prices and unabashedly so. Next up I called Garren. Asian hair is notoriously difficult to cut, so I always ask for a stylist who is "good with Asian hair". Being so, I have always been assigned an Asian stylist and have become trusting and confident in them. The receptionist at Garren recommended Robert, who happened to have an evening appointment open. I jumped at the appointment and only felt nervous when the scheduled time approached. Each salon has cultivated a culture that it has fiercely honed, like every other specialized thing in this city.
Robert turned out to be Robert Vasquez, an energetic Latino with not a Asian bone in sight. He immediately said that I should keep my long hair and that my hair had been too layered. Asian hair is too often too layered because stylists don't know what to do with the thickness of each strand, he pronounced. He also noticed that my hair was longer on the right side than the left. I knew it! I had told the previous stylist, which she adamantly denied. While, he deftly snipped away, I surveyed my surroundings over an iced cappuccino.
Garren is named after the eponymous Garren, who has been the countless source of many a career-making haircut for actresses and socialites alike. According to Teen Vogue, Garren works 10 days a month at the salon he started at the Sherry-Netherland. The address itself speaks volumes, 59th and 5th. Serious Upper East Side socialite territory. It just so happened to be that I caught a glimpse of Garren on one those ten days. He faintly reminded me of a lean Ben Kingsley. There was certainly an air of hyper perfectionist in him. With haircuts by Garren in the $700 range, the salon, for good reason, knew their clientèle by name. Most of the ladies there were distinguished to say the least. I suddenly felt a little old, or maybe also young, depending on how you viewed the circumstance. This certainly wasn't the downtown set and the handbag selection of the clientèle alone was intimidating.
Still, I was a little suspicious as I saw the stylist next to me teasing out his client's mane into a helmet bouffant. I also saw more than one client with rollers in her hair waiting to have her hair blown out. Was the salon dated? By the time it was for my blowout, Robert also began roller-esque pinning, which worried me-- I was going to be teased to death if I came home with pageant hair--but I decided to keep my trap shut. The blowout turned out to be beautiful and bouncy and for some reason Pantene advertisements came to mind. That evening, I was getting lovely compliments from the best source, the queens. The ultimate test, however, is when you shampoo your own hair because a sleek blowout can hide many a error. After swimming class yesterday, I washed it out with gym shampoo and conditioner no less, and the haircut was just as beautiful as before. Suddenly I see how the ladies of Upper East Side know a thing or two. I've been converted, well if only to visit Robert and the Garren crew.
Garren New York Salon
Sherry Netherland Hotel
Mezzanine Level
781 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10022
212-841-9400
Robert Vasquez's cuts start at $125.












































































